Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.
"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,"
the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined,"
exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."
