Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death.
"The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,"
the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined,"
exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."
*********************************************************************** Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
*********************************************************************** Rajsi complained to his friend about his wife
' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .
' Mrs Rajsi intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !
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' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .
' Mrs Rajsi intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years !
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A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.
